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Fireworks and Sex! A field study guide to America's shiniest religion

Rothfuss, David Alexander
http://rave.ohiolink.edu/etdc/view?acc_num=miami1304805353

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2011, Master of Arts, Miami University, English.
Fireworks and Sex! is a new religion I’m launching so I can get rich without paying taxes. The religious document that follows, which you’re probably not even allowed to read on account of copyright restrictions, is pretty standard as religious documents go, providing you, the religious consumer, with 154 pages of morally ambiguous poems, fables and doodles to base your life upon. It is by far the most American religion out there, and a sure-fire path to a shinier existence, with the average follower experiencing 74% more happiness, 93% more freedom, and 87% more American Dream than those in other religions. If you were allowed to read it, which you’re not, it would provide you with an inside track to God and eternal salvation.
Keith Tuma (Advisor)
David Schloss (Committee Chair)
cris cheek (Committee Chair)
154 p.
Religion
American Dreamscape; religion; ponies; bling bling; satire; poet laureate; donald rumsfeld; self actualization and personal betterment through making God love you more by being a shinier person; great american novels

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  • Rothfuss, D. A. (2011). Fireworks and Sex! A field study guide to America's shiniest religion [Master's thesis, Miami University]. OhioLINK Electronic Theses and Dissertations Center. http://rave.ohiolink.edu/etdc/view?acc_num=miami1304805353

    APA Style (7th edition)

  • Rothfuss, David. Fireworks and Sex! A field study guide to America's shiniest religion. 2011. Miami University, Master's thesis. OhioLINK Electronic Theses and Dissertations Center, http://rave.ohiolink.edu/etdc/view?acc_num=miami1304805353.

    MLA Style (8th edition)

  • Rothfuss, David. "Fireworks and Sex! A field study guide to America's shiniest religion." Master's thesis, Miami University, 2011. http://rave.ohiolink.edu/etdc/view?acc_num=miami1304805353

    Chicago Manual of Style (17th edition)

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